I couldn't help myself, it popped up in a web search and my autonomic nervous system took over and made me press the Buy it now 1-click button.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Toolzone-Exh.../dp/B002R33Q9K



It occurred to me that a bike in 2 halves with a reinforced "Swaged" joint in the middle might be a practical proposition and this was too cheap to pass up really.